just something i got in the mail....
1. Men are like ........Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ....... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ....... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...... Popcorn . .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ............ You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ....... Parking Spots..... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
8 comments:
LOL! It all finally makes sense...i never looked at it this way b4: MENtal illness,MENstrual crapms,MENtal breakdown,MENopause,GUYnocologist & when you have real trouble,it's a HISterectomy!Ever noticed how women's problems start with MEN?
Hahhahaha,so coincidental right?! I got this text yesterday. LOL.
LOL...u have hit the jackpot there as well.....never thought to link those problems to men...hmm....what do you do with them and without them?
hahaha... stop being chauvinistic.. it do more harm than good... unless u want to remain status quo for a very very long period of time.... kui kui kui
p/s: why dun u post my reply?? hahaha........
hahaha... stop being chauvinistic.. it do more harm than good... unless u want to remain status quo for a very very long period of time.... kui kui kui
p/s: why dun u post my reply?? hahaha........
hey hey
how many times u have to comment??? waa......what is 'kui kui kui'???
what have i done to deserve this chauvisnistic remark? it is just meant for sharing....sob.......
as for my absence...cannot go online for these few days i was in kl lah....busy busy busy....wedding co-ordinator lah maklum....blame kien...notebook cannot connect...haha
how's wedding plans going on?? 8th day of CNY ar??? hmmm.....
8th day of cny..set...venue: imbi palace (istana u) ;)...so mark this date feb 25
that's the problem..... it has been marked!! hehe... well... i guess i'll be attending the wedding!
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