hahaha...i can't help nicking this from an article in the star paper today. i guess this is the only time u get to compare a man's penis to tofu.
below is how they describe the erection hardness of the penis.
“Level one is like tofu where the male organ is large but not hard, level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration, level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely, and level four is similar to a cucumber where it’s completely hard and fully rigid,”
so we know that tofu is good for health, but in the end it is the cool cucumber that triumphs in bed. ;P
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Hahaha!!! I've read abt ths in a local Sabah ppr 2 yrs ago :) & my la salle boys (at tht time) were not satisfied wth d term 'tofu' lol!
that's most viewed at the star online. i'm indeed not very comfortable with the term 'tofu' too. why don't they describe it as sotong instead?
sotong as in white squid??
well, that will be giving too much a compliment for such a weak erection. a squid stings.
hahaha! tht reminds me of calamari at Modesto's ;)
coz i can't imagine the similarity to describe the weak erection as tofu which will break when you squeeze/press it. at least sotong is more exertive. anyway, usage of the cucumber is very consistent. cheers...!
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