Friday, September 28, 2007

how to be a zombie on a friday morning

  1. first, make your neighbour who lives opposite to have a dinner gathering to celebrate his eldest daughter’s wedding on a Thursday night.
  2. then, install a strong PA system with big speakers for the karaoke session.
  3. next, let the guests sing sing and sing at the top of their voices so everyone in the neighbourhood knows that there is some celebration and mind you, not in those melodious and soothing voices, but in hoarse and broken out-of-tune voices. Make sure none of the songs sung hit the key as well.
  4. continue the karaoke session till midnight. But then, oh no, the night is still young.
    let the night roll on with more drinking and talking and laughing.
  5. finally, you try to get that slumber at 1a.m. albeit and not so sound one.
  6. and then, the morning starts as early as 5 in the morning because your eyes just refused to stay close and just pop open at 5.08 according to the bedside clock.
  7. get ready for work, have a cup of caffeine to start the day and you are ready to move. Oh, don’t forget the make-up and hair, although you are still a zombie, you still want to look like a nice and beautiful one.

6 comments:

mocha said...

hahaha... relax la...dun get so stressed out... afterall its a friday morning and your day will end in just a matter of time... then u'll haf 2 1/2 days to sleep to make u look pretty again... hahaha.....

neighbour bukan kahwin everyday... haha... and if u are a host, dun think u want to halau your guest back eventhough not appropriate for them to stay till late at nite... u are lucky they stopped karaoke-ing after midnite..haha... things like this happen everywhere...

Unknown's said...

Hehe. I am better now.. I can stay until midnight...no longer 9:30 :p

escape2 said...

aiyor..not like i was going to cross over and scold them. common meh to have loud karaoke session? i tell you, it was loud! the blocks behind could also hear.
and i was wondering, why couldn't they do it on a friday night. there are kids who need to go to school on friday.

mocha said...

hehee... u know lar cina... got good day and nort so good day... haha

Anonymous said...

WHy not just go over and join them. Belt out your Sammi Cheng stuff. Sure they will be impress. For all u know, they will invite u for further sessions. kekekek

escape2 said...

i am not invited, so how can i go over and belt out my song! kekeke, i think my singing is more like howling. so even those hoarse screams might be better than mine. ;P